Taco Rules:
The team who finishes last place has to choose from the list of TACO PUNISHMENTS and perform one from the list. Failure to do so will result in a one year suspension from league and two offenses will result in being removed from the league. Each punishment may only be completed ONCE PER PERSON, so choose wisely. If someone becomes Taco three years in a row they must get a tattoo of a Taco on somewhere on their body in a location of their choosing. By being Taco, the league chooses team name and picture for the entire next season. Failure to FULLY complete any Taco punishment will result in said Taco being forced to complete a different Taco punishment.
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Taco Punishments (Choose ONE you loser):
-Buy everyone in the league a 6-pack of beer, he ALSO must consume a 6-pack of WARM beer in front of some members of the league.
-Taco must buy a FATHEAD of the League Winner's face that year and hang it up in their apartment/house (not in basement or attic) until the draft the following season
-League funds will purchase a ridiculous cell phone case that the league votes on and Taco MUST keep that phone case on their phone until draft day (~7months)
-Get a Brazilian bikini wax
-Stand on the side of the road with a sign that reads "HONK IF I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" for 1 hour at a BUSY CITY intersection
-Taco has to go to an open-mic night and do 5-10 minutes of stand-up comedy
-Taco must go SOLO to a WNBA game and take a selfie with scoreboard in sight of every quarter with at 1 minute left to prove he was there for the entire game
-Go out to the bar with a few people in the league and buy a round of drinks/shots (total price range $110-$125) but the League Winner gets to hand them out to random people at the bar and be the one who gets thanked for the free drinks
-Go out to the bar in a ridiculous costume from the store and if asked, you are not allowed to tell anyone why you are the only person in this bar wearing a costume. Everyone that beat the Taco in the losers bracket on his road to Taco-ism buys him a drink and he pays for the winners drinks all night. **Note only ONE picture before we go out will be taken, other than that there will be no photography**
-Change your Facebook profile picture to one of you shirtless in a pose decided by the league. Leave picture up as your profile pic for 30 days.
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Taco Punishments USED:
Dave: 6-pack
Rich: 6-pack
Hiller: 6-pack
The team who finishes last place has to choose from the list of TACO PUNISHMENTS and perform one from the list. Failure to do so will result in a one year suspension from league and two offenses will result in being removed from the league. Each punishment may only be completed ONCE PER PERSON, so choose wisely. If someone becomes Taco three years in a row they must get a tattoo of a Taco on somewhere on their body in a location of their choosing. By being Taco, the league chooses team name and picture for the entire next season. Failure to FULLY complete any Taco punishment will result in said Taco being forced to complete a different Taco punishment.
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Taco Punishments (Choose ONE you loser):
-Buy everyone in the league a 6-pack of beer, he ALSO must consume a 6-pack of WARM beer in front of some members of the league.
-Taco must buy a FATHEAD of the League Winner's face that year and hang it up in their apartment/house (not in basement or attic) until the draft the following season
-League funds will purchase a ridiculous cell phone case that the league votes on and Taco MUST keep that phone case on their phone until draft day (~7months)
-Get a Brazilian bikini wax
-Stand on the side of the road with a sign that reads "HONK IF I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL" for 1 hour at a BUSY CITY intersection
-Taco has to go to an open-mic night and do 5-10 minutes of stand-up comedy
-Taco must go SOLO to a WNBA game and take a selfie with scoreboard in sight of every quarter with at 1 minute left to prove he was there for the entire game
-Go out to the bar with a few people in the league and buy a round of drinks/shots (total price range $110-$125) but the League Winner gets to hand them out to random people at the bar and be the one who gets thanked for the free drinks
-Go out to the bar in a ridiculous costume from the store and if asked, you are not allowed to tell anyone why you are the only person in this bar wearing a costume. Everyone that beat the Taco in the losers bracket on his road to Taco-ism buys him a drink and he pays for the winners drinks all night. **Note only ONE picture before we go out will be taken, other than that there will be no photography**
-Change your Facebook profile picture to one of you shirtless in a pose decided by the league. Leave picture up as your profile pic for 30 days.
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Taco Punishments USED:
Dave: 6-pack
Rich: 6-pack
Hiller: 6-pack